finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture
why u lick me